Dad: Why don't you work as an assistant of a loanshark? It's easy money!
Mom: Even your little sister can join.
Dad: Yup. All you have to do is spill paint on people's doors and run.
Me: What if i get caught by the police?
Dad: Don't worry, you're still young. They won't put you in jail. Worst to worst, you will only end up in girl's home.
Mom: If they want to meet us, the parents, i will act retarded. Im sure they will spare you. Going like, "Oh, your mom's retarded, i'll let you off."
Me: WTH! -.-

I swear i have the greatest parents on Earth! Hahaha.